Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…
IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????
magic spell
I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”
everyone in the notes either has allergies or is a whore
ACHOO
-1 hp
ACHOO
-1 hp
ACHOO
-1 hp
We are so damn lucky Chocolate Guy has a passion for chocolate and crafting beautiful, lifelike desserts.... because if he chose to put this level of work, dedication, and sheer determination into anything even slightly nefarious (instead of nearly breaking the laws of physics in order to create culinary masterpieces) we would be so epically fucked.
did I really just watch this man cheerfully force a block of chocolate through a pasta making machine?














